fluffy sheep productions

Well now. Here we are. About 6 months ago, Michele said 'Dan. You will never make a spider dolly. It's too well designed, and carefully balanced for you to make one.' I said 'You know what? I'm gonna make a fucking spider dolly.'

Isn't this just a kodak moment for me. What lies next to me, amid Michele's shattered opinion is MY sipder dolly, built with MY own bare hands. Michele, suck mine.

It took a while, but it was as easily put together as I had predicted. And I was right in assuming it was massively overpriced brand new. I only had one set back. What would I use for track? 'Not a problem' I thought. 'I'll just use a hose.' I was wrong on that one. A hose is way too thin. Even for my PERFECTLY aligned wheels. It is a swivelmatic masterpiece! So pending ideas for some sort of track, it is a complete success. I would just like to throw out some of the things I knew I would say one day:

I told you so!
You were wrong!

I was right!

I am a genius!
Anyone who had a bet with me. You all owe me BIG!

And as I take a final modest bow, just remember, NEVER say it can't be done.