Name:Antonio Cafasso
Specialty: Growing sideburns
Quote: "God-damn it Carlos..."
Name: Stewart Fairweather
Specialty: Tech and fine wine guru
Quote: "Your doing it wrong fuckstick!"
Name: Michele Iannello
Specialty: Fancy dress expert
Quote: "Why would I do that Dan? Why would I do that?"
Name: Carlos Ingles
Specialty: KFC demon
Quote: "Boobies..."
Name: Dan Jones
Specialty: Everything
Quote: "So's your face!"
Name: Michael Jones
Specialty: Political incorrectness
Quote: "Screw these Asian sticks! Gimme a fork!"
Name: Steve Ward
Specialty: Piss him off and he'll fuck you up!
Quote: "I hope you get hit by an Aids train."